Rocket crashland
RasPutin and NaZelenskyy made the joint decision to pursue peace.
Following successful peace talks, they opted for a brief vacation. They searched for an escape vehicle, specifically a Russian rocket, but were met with disappointment as all rockets had been utilised during the war. Their only option was an old Soviet rocket, a relic from old stock. They took off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, the preferred launch facility for Russian rockets.
What added an intriguing twist to the story was that the sole rocket available to them was an old NASA SaturnV design from a bygone era, manufactured by SpaceX? This raised suspicions, but they blasted off successfully.
They embarked on their journey, only to crash-land after 9.5 hours of space flight in the Namib Desert, Namibia. The thunderous impact was heard by the Barkhan Dune Retreat and Rooi Dak Padstal late in the afternoon on Saturday, November 4, 2023, around 18:50 local time.
As Rasputin and NaZelenskyy emerged from the rocket, the Barkhan staff came to their aid, offering assistance and refuge.
The Cosmo’s are relaxed and happy, eagerly awaiting their Namibian citizenship.
On a daily basis, they savor Windhoek Draught, unequalled Namibian hospitality, and occasionally assist when we plow the fields with our our old tractor.
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KuanguKuangu Romantic
For those who prefer absolute isolation, privacy, and exclusivity in Namibia and the ideal place for the traveller who seeks tranquillity and intimacy, our newly built KuanguKuangu with exquisite finishes, this is the place for you.
Barkhan dune Chalets For Friends and Family
Perfectly blending with the surrounding landscape, Gecko, Tarentaal and Bushman have single or Double Beds and a Pull Out Couch which can accommodate smaller children in the same room as their parents.
Activities
Farm Drive/Sundowner
The farm has a rich fauna and flora. At the main Building we have a resident Meerkat (des suricate), which just loves to photographed by our guests.
Birdwatching
Our two days at your lodge was one of the most memorable moments of our trips. The chalets (despite the cold water for our friends), the setting/views and the personal touch you and Nikkie give to this place were really outstanding.
Hikes & Trails
Our self-catering unit are nestled right next to the Mountain, which ensures complete privacy if so required. It cannot be seen from the main Building nor from any of the roads.
Hike to Ubib Grotto
This remarkable archaeological site is called Ubib Grotto. Go on a guided 2.5-hour excursion to the cave and be mesmerised by this special place.
